The Florida Foot Sniffer Is On the Prowl!

For real, there is a man who is crawling under tables at Florida International University to… Β SNIFF FEET! Yes. It’s true. I can’t help but laugh even though I would vomit if it happened to me.

This quote 4New York is priceless: “The sneaky smeller is described as being in his late 40’s or early 50’s, about 200 pounds and around six-feet-tall. He is bald with short, gray hair and a goatee. He was last seen driving a scooter.”

SNEAKY SMELLER! I can’t.

 

Creepy crawler! I can’t, again. This makes me think of the Baltimore Foot Stomper from the John Water’s movie Polyester.

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