Did She Break Her Vagina?

Splits now seem to be a required part of drag now thanks to my Drag Race sisters like Shangela, Jiggly Caliente, Katya and the list goes on and on and on…

I cannot do splits or death drops or any of that. I do what’s called a splat. I fall down and lie there hoping people will give me pity tips.

Splits apparently are so popular they are crossing over to Italian cooking shows. Why did this woman feel she needed to so a split? I’m not sure. OUCH! And I swear it’s not me. Don’t let the blonde hair fool you.

 

 

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  1. Oh gawd, as if the applause is going to heal her busted pussy. Prayers going up for her cooch. +cue Sarah MacLachlin song…

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