What Is Your Favorite Man Beard??

I don’t think I’m alone when I say beards are sexy. And I’m talking actual facial hair, ladies and gentleman. How many times have you seen a boy you thought was just alright grow a beard, then immediately assume the position? Check.

I realized a had a beard fetish when I came home one night on my birthday, and my roommate bought be a shower curtain covered in various types of beards, with the proper name of each style, and said “You’re welcome beard lady.” I say ย I have a “type,” yet she says “problem.” Tomato/tomato.

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Let’s talk beards, shall we? Starting with my favorite, the well groomed beard. Maybe this guy is old fashioned, but I bet he could fix my car, and would probably do pretty well with my box too. And I’m sure Pandora’s boxxxxxx just might agree.

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Then there is the goatee. Super cool. If you refuse to let go of the 90’s.

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Then there is this beauty. Now, I loved Anchorman, but I don’t want to “love” Anchorman. Sorry Ron Burgundy. That would tickle. Stay classy.

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Then there is the 5 o’clock shadow. Kinda hot. But looks like a fear of commitment. Looks great on Willam though!

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Then there is this. I could raise kids on a mountain with this one. Maybe admire his log. Cause he probably is into logging. You know, like trees. What were you guys thinking? Dirty birds.

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Now this is the next level. I think I just peed a little. Probably out of fear.

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Nope, sorry. Try again.

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Nope, sorry. This guy is probably a super cool dude though. Probably really good at darts too.

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I don’t think this is an actually style of beard, just a very tan, very retired wrestler.

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The fuck?? Sorry Braveheart.

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This one doesn’t even count.

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I quit.

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Sam

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