Jared Leto Has A Huge…

Personality?  Well I don’t know about that but according to this GIF making the rounds his smiling meat puppet is thicker than my arm.

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Alexis Arquette did say to Jackie Beat in a Frontiers magazine interview (via the WOW Report): “I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”

I’m doing my mouth stretching exercises right now and I’ll probably need extra lube.  Just in case.  Jared, call me: 1-800-HOT-BOXX.

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  1. This is one beautiful man, now we find out he’s well hung too. Mmmmm I’d turn versatile with him instead of active. Delicious man, delicious meat!!

  2. Reasons for this may be as follows…..1. He is vegan….2. He is extremely pretentious…3. He is very tall and thin…

    Also…Where the fuck did he tuck that thing for Dallas Buyers Club??

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