Beware of Leprechauns!

They are tricky little bastards!  So make sure you play it safe this St. Patrick’s Day and get all your leprechaun facts down.

1) Take your gold to the bank or better yet Gringotts.

2) Leave his lucky charms alone.  They are small anyways.

3) Alternate Irish jigs with Sarah McLachlan songs.  Leprechauns hate Sarah McLachlan. 

4) Don’t leave whiskey in the house or on your breath.

5) Knowledge is power.  Watch and learn:

Don’t be a bitch in the massage parlor:

Getting him stoned won’t help you, fool:

Which is scarier the Leprechaun or Jennifer Aniston’s old nose:

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